If a man doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a man is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a man is hetrosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a man is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a man doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host they demand it be shut down.
